For keeping my head pastede on. Otherwise, I don't think it's important.

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Links to All My Finished 50_darkfics Stories

Warning: Any/all of these may include potentially disturbing content including sexual violence and child molestation. In the words of one infamous author, viower excretion advisd.

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BLACK JEWELS TRILOGY
Posterity by calledbyname | Karla+Jaenelle, oneshot
Teeth, Tongues, and Drool by calledbyname | Jaenelle/Beron, oneshot

CALIBAN LEANDROS SERIES
Blood and Trust by Faye Dartmouth | Caliban+Niko, oneshot
Caliban's ABCs by tomboy_typist | Caliban, multishot
Katherine by pitselly | Robin/Ishiah, oneshot (f-locked)

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
For Once and Always by viennacantabile | Susan Pevensie, complete
Lament by Amberle Elessidil | general, poetry

DOCTRINE OF LABYRINTHS
Appassionata by Greensl33ves | Felix/Gideon, oneshot
Weight of a Promise by Greensl33ves | Felix/Mildmay, oneshot

GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Cronus' Children by assimbya | various, oneshot

HARRY POTTER
Harry Potted by Zorpisuttle | oneshot
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, completed
Duel by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, oneshot
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been? by fyre | Harry+Snape, oneshot
if wishes were fishes by two_if_by_sea | Draco, oneshot

SANDMAN
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | various, oneshot

SILMARILLION
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
The Final Battle by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, WIP
For Three Strands of Hair by tomboy_typist | Celegorm + Galadriel, oneshot
The Secret Parting by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, oneshot

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
Tally Sticks by Atiaran | Arya+Sandor, oneshot
Nothing Left by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Maybe by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Silent Watchers by tomboy_typist| general, oneshot
Zombies by strangerface | zombie!Starks, oneshot
Three's Company by redcandle17 | Arya, Sandor/Sansa, oneshot

STAR TREK
we are who we were never supposed to be by eneiryu | AU, completed
How To Avoid Kicking Puppies and Other Valuable Lessons in Leadership by sparky77 | Chekov + Kirk, oneshot

TEMERAIRE
With False Compare by tanyartblog | Jane/Tharkay, oneshot
Xiang by norah | Lien, oneshot
Companion by artaxastra

WHEEL OF TIME
At Peace, For Now by youkokoenma | Fedwin Morr/Jahar Narishma, oneshot
Echoes by youkokoenma | Galad+Rand, oneshot
Into the Sea by ersatz_iolo | Tuon, oneshot
Maybe by zorpisuttle | Mat/Tuon, oneshot
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule by zorpisuttle | oneshot
Tied by JoJoDancer | Birgitte/Gaidal, oneshot

Dear Yuletide Goat!

Glad to hear you are here!~ First and foremost, I am fairly easy to please. I like surprises, I like a lot of characters, I like a wide range of topics, so really, if you're stuck banging your head against the wall, run with what you want to do and if you enjoy it I probably will too - I mean, so long as it is not something involving tentacle rape, anything involving intense detail of vomit or anything involving eye maiming which are really my only three squicks.

No, I'm serious.

(Well, I mean, other than the obvious stuff like yayhomophobia or yayracism! but I'd hope that goes without saying. Other things, though - fandom has killed my sense of squick.)

( and now I get to ramble about what I like? OH BOY! )

Have fun with it! I hope you enjoy whatever you end up doing and that your Yuletide present(s) is as fantastic as I'm certain mine will be! &hearts &hearts &hearts

I'm not sure what I'm dressed as. I'll be sure to take pictures, though. Somehow. Eventually. XD Really I would like to put on some makeup but I am just too lazy.

In other news, though, I have a lot of fic ideas, and I want someone other than me to write them. XD I know that sounds awful, perhaps, but really - what I used to do was to just cling to ideas and keep them secret and hoard them so no one could write them but ME and - well, I'm glad I've gotten over that. So I suppose this can be considered just a prompt post? Things are under the cut and if anyone is interested they are welcome.

Debating about a fic I'm writing and whether or not I want to post it on FFN. Scary Russians, guys! I'm scared of the Russians D: MORE IMPORTANTLY I want to do this meme again, people are all loud in my head and it might be entertaining? Or something. /whores self out

SO YEAH ask any of my puppets a question and they will answer you. IC. More or less. Crack will probably happen. It might be amusing. I swear. XD

DONE NOW I go away other than the fact that it makes me :( that Yuletide has gotten drama!!!! lately, and I wish I were brave enough to watch scary movies. I'll probably just spend all of tomorrow reading the summaries or going on VH1 to watch 100 scariest movie moments or something. XD We'll see if I can get a life before this concert that I am psyched for, by the way.

I'll have something worthwhile to say in a little bit, promise.

( so about those prompts... )

Also to do! More top fives argh, Temrerfic, Robbkidlets, finish seven sins fic.

And AH YES NaNo starts in two days, I don't filter posts in general, but I do filter all writing I may post - anyone interested in seeing what I may post over the month, if you would like to be added to my writing filter comment here?

...this song makes me want to cry, even when I'm in a good mood. :(

I'm going to try to be coherent here. I know I won't quite manage, but I will make my best effort.

First and most importantly: was it "good?"

Oh yeah. Yeah, it was good.

Things happen. The pace is picking up. It's a return, for me at least, to the wonder of first picking up the earlier books, unable to stop reading, just - hooked. While I have since read a number of criticisms of the series and a number of very highly acclaimed fantasy serieses, Wheel of Time, I am pleased to see, has lost none of its shine. I would recommend to people who were discouraged by the slow bit in the middle of the series to pick it up here after reading a summary of whatever books they don't want to read. But of course, I am probably biased.

So was it good? Yes. And I'm satisfied.

I should note before going any further that I made a point of not looking up at what point Brandon Sanderson started writing; but I couldn't tell. Just personally. Well done Brandon, I'm proud of you, at least. Haters to the left!

( Spoilers start here. )

I feel ridiculous for feeling like the guy in the prologue was going to die. I have clearly read too much GRRM lately.

So yes, in conclusion - I liked it. I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot a lot. And I'm very curious as to how other people will react.

And really, really need the next book right about now.

ETA: OH YES my new project is making a fanmix that tracks Rand's character arc. Because. If anyone has suggestions they are welcomed with joy! For any point, really. Though I already know I am using this song for sure for this book. Is my Rand song.

I love how the part of the fanmix that takes longest is not the music gathering or the posting or the lyric getting. It is making the cover art, because my Photoshop is so freaking slow. Aaaaugh. :( I need computer doctor to see my computer. Will call, I think.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Silmarillion
Title: Ill-Gotten Son
Subject: Maeglin
Notes: The longest I've made, in a while. I just kept finding things and it's been in process a while...so here it is, everyone's my favorite seriously fucked up elven kiddo. Pseudo canon, ahoy! Also more of a story than my other fanmixes have been in a while. No, I don't know why either.



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( the secrets I have hid )

I am obsessed with the song "Viva Discordia" by That Handsome Devil. It is so freaking catchy oh my god. Kind of ridiculous. Doing pretty well overall, really glad that this week is almost over. Mostly updates!post and some writing things. November is coming, did you bring your coat? More on NaNoWriMo as it gets closer. Though "closer" will be pretty soon. Also Wheel of Time in a few dayssss!

I'm a bit excitable now. ...and GOD THIS SONG. It's weird but I can't stop listening o.o

In other news, look what came in the mail today!

( yes, more russian update, I'm sorry )

We'll see if more comes of it.

Secondly, I counted and have twenty prompts on the Five Things meme. Writing them in drabbles or sort of, so these will be coming a bit at a time, though I'm hoping to get them all done before too long so I can work on extending those 'one sentence fics I've never written' prompts I want to expand.

FOR THE MOMENT THOUGH.

( Five Times Catelyn Fell In Love )

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( Five Times Gideon Got Fed Up With Felix )

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( Five Schools Where Cal Got Sent to the Principal )

BACK TO WORK *whpcha* Though I warn you in advance some certain ones may be a bit of a long while. >.> I'LL DO MY BEST NOT TO KEEP YOU WAITING ON.

ETA: ONE MORE BEFORE SLEEPINGS.

( One Time Caranthir Punched Angrod In the Face (And Four Times He Wanted To) )

Medium: book
Fandom: Doctrine of Labyrinths
Subject: Felix Harrowgate/Robert of Hermione
Title: Our Dangerous Game
Notes: Request of grey_gazania, as might be expected is fully and enthusiastically hateship themed. :D



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( and you'll be scared when we're alone )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Silmarillion/AU
Subject: Being a (second part of a) soundtrack for this fic by tomboy_typist, by request.
Title: Farewell to Summer Days: A Soundtrack for "The Final Battle"
Notes: Roughly divided by chapter, with quotes! :D

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( Farewell to Summer Days )

( waaaay too many A Song of Ice and Fire icons )

Yes yes, I see that meme going around. I will get to it. Eventually. Maybe when I finish reading The Birth of the Republic. DX What, Sunday night and I haven't done my homework? FOR SHAME.

Icons! A Song of Ice and Fire style.

( winter is coming. did you bring your coat? )

So I just now started reading about this kerfuffle and it has caught my interest in a curiously annoying way, though only slightly. I don't have much to say that isn't in one of those two well written posts, except that the whole thing is a little sketchy and the fact that it is for a book deal means - well. I don't know, I wouldn't want someone reading into my pron preferences as a basis for my desires in real life. The smut I have written is largely for (i) a pairing in which one of the people is underage or (ii) sadomasochistic and semi-nonconsensual. I would really rather not have that represent me, kthanks.

I think people who try to analyze fanfiction think a little too much about it. It always seems a little silly to me, all the people going on about the phenomenon of fanfiction as if it's the next...I don't know. Even. I don't have the words.

It's a hobby, if kind of a weird one, and I think people who have never tried it just don't get the appeal for the people who do. My thoughts, anyway. I'm aware of how subjective those are. And often irrelevant ahaha.

I will let people more eloquent than I express my problems with this shit.

Apparently I'm in a cranky mood today. Bitchbitchwhinewhine.

ETA: Also! This guy. *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

Son of Edit: A post summing up the fail going on here, and some more conversation at unfunnybusiness.

Medium: RPG AU
Fandom: Silmarillion/Wayfarer Redemption series
Subject: Caranthir/Faraday
Title: (You Are My) Sunshine
Notes: Same goes for this as the last.



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( but I can be her now )

Medium: RPG AU
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire/Kushiel's Legacy
Subject: Phedre no Delaunay/Sandor Clegane
Title: Beautiful And Strange
Notes: Again, a request by tomboy_typist, entirely based on desperatefans AU canon.



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( ooh, he's here again: the man with a child in his eyes )

I need to stop skipping dinner. Seriously. It means I end up with shaking fits of hunger right around now. >.> Thank god for literal midnight snacks.

Medium: Book
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Subject: Ned/Catelyn
Title: Bluebells
Notes: So um, these are a little more than five songs. Surprised? This one requested by tomboy_typist. No particular arc, here, just general songs reminding me of the pairing.



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( wake me up when the bluebells are ringing )

First of all AHAHAHAHA PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF I KNEW I WAS NOT HALLUCINATING OMG. *cough* Other than that...

( a number of random icons, largely requested... )

The Prompt: Cal&Niko + Cthulhu mythos. How could I resist?

( tentacle monsters, my favorite. )

The Prompt: Niko and Promise in Bram Stokerverse.

Turned out a little creepier than I meant it to... Disclaimer that I haven't read Dracula often or in a while.

( you know that I've been gone since 1995 )

The Prompt: WHAT IF LOVECRAFT WROTE A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE?

I had waaaay too much fun with it. Unedited, all that.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Silmarillion/AU
Subject: Being a soundtrack for this fic by tomboy_typist, by request.
Title: Farewell to Summer Days: A Soundtrack for "The Final Battle"
Notes: Roughly divided by chapter, with quotes! :D

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( the end starts here )

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here

I need this. Crack or silliness is even better. Comment away. I need to smash through this writer's block, even if only for fic - I feel like it'll make me feel better.

Doing a lot of thinking right now. Am going to get an appointment with my counselor at the very least.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Subject: Wilhelmina Benedict
Title: These Castles and Dreams
Notes: Requested by sakru_909 - by necessity, largely pseudocanon of my own. I see Wilhelmina as someone who is a lot stronger than she knows, but who tries very hard, constantly, to please everyone and puts herself dead last, after making everyone else happy. This makes her a very lonely, unhappy person. But she's sweet and good-natured, and tends to like more people than she dislikes.



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( if this is the last snowfall )

Also two bonus songs: Team America World Police's America, Fuck Yeah and Ray Lynch New Age techno awesome Celestial Soda Pop.

And the first of two FSTs I've been meaning to post for a while. Because I need to feel productive. At least a little.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Doctrine of Labyrinths
Subject: Felix Harrowgate
Title: Don't Hurt Me/Touch Me/Trust Me
Notes: So...this is the third of Felix fanmixes I have made. I'm sorry.



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( awake, aware, alone )

Medium: Book
Fandom: The Silmarillion
Subject: Feanorians
Title: Burns Like the Sun
Notes: So this is pretty much - by many ways a lot of pseudocanon. Explanations will be offered. But I was pleased enough with it I wanted to share. Please ignore the lack of variation in artists. *gurgles* Also, fanmixes that were properly requested are in construction. Except Lymond, who is being difficult.



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( he burns like the sun... )

Cover art by Jenny Dolfen, and no, there is not another Felix mix half finished in my compute, why do you ask >.< (this would be my third. If I were making it. I am not. Shhh.)

This one to announce that thewitchhouse has OFFICIALLY STARTED - those already on the roster, get on over and just reply to the main post, start tagging, etcetera. Don't bother with intro posts for the moment. The nighttime cycle will start probably on this coming Sunday; short day today, folks.

Secondly, I saw this picture:



And thought of Feanorians. And felt like a bad person. And want to make an icon that says that, then adds in, 'because you killed them.' And cuts to 'got Feanorians?'

It amuses me, at least. XD

Other than that, will get to that character meme when I'm no longer scurrying around trying to upload playlists of epic, epic awesome.

ETA: Hem.

Fandom: General
Subject: EPIC FINALES!!!!
Notes: Really a whole arc of a story, but it's hella epic. No, really. Trust me. No lyrics, here, just a track listing divided roughly by section... Of course, inevitably, a lot of soundtrack. That's what happens, babe.



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I. RISING ACTION

...yes, that is a sad ending you hear there. It's me, what do you expect?

Fandom: Caliban Leandros Series
Fandom Medium: book
Subject: Caliban Leandros
Title: This Thing of Darkness/I Acknowledge
Notes: Revisited version of one I did a while ago, new songs and some old ones, definitely changes, though.



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( This Thing of Darkness/I Acknowledge )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Gentleman Bastard Sequence
Subject: Locke Lamora
Title: The Devil You Know
Notes: Vaguely in chronological story arc order, over the first book (not the second. I only felt like doing the first.) Comments are f'love, enjoy! Comments with lyrics when applicable, and one quote. Some spoilers, vaguely.



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( better the devil you know... )

OH GOD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

ADORABLE SPAM!!!

( PICSPAM OF CUTE )

So will get to replying to comments (you guys make me feel so vindicated) later, but for now:



BASK, MY FRIENDS. SPARKLETHULHU LIVES.

ETA: ...*giggle* Chat Ice and Fire jokes will never cease to amuse me.

<Lise> Oberyn's tact is tacked on.
<Wil> .... like Grey Wind's head on -- nevermind.
<Lise> Robb: I HATE YOU.

Firstly, this icon by cloud_wolf kind of makes my life a little bit. XD I need more icon space. (Yes, more than 35 icons. Why do you ask?) Second, I AM FREE. School is done with, I have summer, and trust me it feels good. Stay up late, sleep in late... and okay I kind of failed at the Chemistry final but my grades are - acceptable D: I need to stop expecting so much of myself, like now. My driving test is tomorrow, wish me luck. Please.

Thirdly, and most importantly, I have not given up on this Stark Trek thing. So I tried to write something today.

Title: Stark Trek: Winter Is Coming
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire/Star Trek
Summary: I'll just leave it at the above. For the moment.

( Space: The Final Frontier. Other than Winterfell. )

I NEED HELP.

For more information:
PICTURES:
here and here
NEW INFORMATION:
Here - near constant updates
Here - ONTD_political live post
ON TWITTER:
@StopAhmadi, @ProtesterHelp


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My heart goes out to these people. I want to be there. I want to fight for something this right. This, this, this. Is why it pisses me the fuck off when people don't appreciate what we have.

THINGS YOU CAN DO TO HELP

# The most obvious thing to do is stay informed. Keep an eye on reliable sources on Twitter, refresh blogs and news sites that are covering the stories.

# If you are on twitter, retweet information from reliable twitters, but REMOVE THE USERNAME if they are in Iran. People have died because of the lack of responsibility by fellow tweeters and the media in this front. They can be tracked down by the government of Iran.

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# Change your location on Twitter to Tehran or Iran, and your time zone to GMT +3:30.

# DO NOT auto-refresh and take down websites, even if you are asked. It slows down the internet for the rest of the people in Iran.

# If you make a proxy DO NOT post it publically, otherwise it is useless. Send it in a direct message to a trusted source.

# DO NOT spam the hash tag #IranElection with useless things to "confuse the government". This does not help at all.

( 38 A Song of Ice and Fire icons... )

For other people on my journal, a few random ones: