For keeping my head pastede on. Otherwise, I don't think it's important.

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Links to All My Finished 50_darkfics Stories

Warning: Any/all of these may include potentially disturbing content including sexual violence and child molestation. In the words of one infamous author, viower excretion advisd.

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BLACK JEWELS TRILOGY
Posterity by calledbyname | Karla+Jaenelle, oneshot
Teeth, Tongues, and Drool by calledbyname | Jaenelle/Beron, oneshot

CALIBAN LEANDROS SERIES
Blood and Trust by Faye Dartmouth | Caliban+Niko, oneshot
Caliban's ABCs by tomboy_typist | Caliban, multishot
Katherine by pitselly | Robin/Ishiah, oneshot (f-locked)

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
For Once and Always by viennacantabile | Susan Pevensie, complete
Lament by Amberle Elessidil | general, poetry

DOCTRINE OF LABYRINTHS
Appassionata by Greensl33ves | Felix/Gideon, oneshot
Weight of a Promise by Greensl33ves | Felix/Mildmay, oneshot

GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Cronus' Children by assimbya | various, oneshot

HARRY POTTER
Harry Potted by Zorpisuttle | oneshot
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, completed
Duel by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, oneshot
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been? by fyre | Harry+Snape, oneshot
if wishes were fishes by two_if_by_sea | Draco, oneshot

SANDMAN
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | various, oneshot

SILMARILLION
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
The Final Battle by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, WIP
For Three Strands of Hair by tomboy_typist | Celegorm + Galadriel, oneshot
The Secret Parting by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, oneshot

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
Tally Sticks by Atiaran | Arya+Sandor, oneshot
Nothing Left by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Maybe by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Silent Watchers by tomboy_typist| general, oneshot
Zombies by strangerface | zombie!Starks, oneshot
Three's Company by redcandle17 | Arya, Sandor/Sansa, oneshot

STAR TREK
we are who we were never supposed to be by eneiryu | AU, completed
How To Avoid Kicking Puppies and Other Valuable Lessons in Leadership by sparky77 | Chekov + Kirk, oneshot

TEMERAIRE
With False Compare by tanyartblog | Jane/Tharkay, oneshot
Xiang by norah | Lien, oneshot
Companion by artaxastra

WHEEL OF TIME
At Peace, For Now by youkokoenma | Fedwin Morr/Jahar Narishma, oneshot
Echoes by youkokoenma | Galad+Rand, oneshot
Into the Sea by ersatz_iolo | Tuon, oneshot
Maybe by zorpisuttle | Mat/Tuon, oneshot
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule by zorpisuttle | oneshot
Tied by JoJoDancer | Birgitte/Gaidal, oneshot

Dear Yuletide Goat!

Glad to hear you are here!~ First and foremost, I am fairly easy to please. I like surprises, I like a lot of characters, I like a wide range of topics, so really, if you're stuck banging your head against the wall, run with what you want to do and if you enjoy it I probably will too - I mean, so long as it is not something involving tentacle rape, anything involving intense detail of vomit or anything involving eye maiming which are really my only three squicks.

No, I'm serious.

(Well, I mean, other than the obvious stuff like yayhomophobia or yayracism! but I'd hope that goes without saying. Other things, though - fandom has killed my sense of squick.)

( and now I get to ramble about what I like? OH BOY! )

Have fun with it! I hope you enjoy whatever you end up doing and that your Yuletide present(s) is as fantastic as I'm certain mine will be! &hearts &hearts &hearts

I'm not sure what I'm dressed as. I'll be sure to take pictures, though. Somehow. Eventually. XD Really I would like to put on some makeup but I am just too lazy.

In other news, though, I have a lot of fic ideas, and I want someone other than me to write them. XD I know that sounds awful, perhaps, but really - what I used to do was to just cling to ideas and keep them secret and hoard them so no one could write them but ME and - well, I'm glad I've gotten over that. So I suppose this can be considered just a prompt post? Things are under the cut and if anyone is interested they are welcome.

Debating about a fic I'm writing and whether or not I want to post it on FFN. Scary Russians, guys! I'm scared of the Russians D: MORE IMPORTANTLY I want to do this meme again, people are all loud in my head and it might be entertaining? Or something. /whores self out

SO YEAH ask any of my puppets a question and they will answer you. IC. More or less. Crack will probably happen. It might be amusing. I swear. XD

DONE NOW I go away other than the fact that it makes me :( that Yuletide has gotten drama!!!! lately, and I wish I were brave enough to watch scary movies. I'll probably just spend all of tomorrow reading the summaries or going on VH1 to watch 100 scariest movie moments or something. XD We'll see if I can get a life before this concert that I am psyched for, by the way.

I'll have something worthwhile to say in a little bit, promise.

( so about those prompts... )

Also to do! More top fives argh, Temrerfic, Robbkidlets, finish seven sins fic.

And AH YES NaNo starts in two days, I don't filter posts in general, but I do filter all writing I may post - anyone interested in seeing what I may post over the month, if you would like to be added to my writing filter comment here?

...this song makes me want to cry, even when I'm in a good mood. :(

I am obsessed with the song "Viva Discordia" by That Handsome Devil. It is so freaking catchy oh my god. Kind of ridiculous. Doing pretty well overall, really glad that this week is almost over. Mostly updates!post and some writing things. November is coming, did you bring your coat? More on NaNoWriMo as it gets closer. Though "closer" will be pretty soon. Also Wheel of Time in a few dayssss!

I'm a bit excitable now. ...and GOD THIS SONG. It's weird but I can't stop listening o.o

In other news, look what came in the mail today!

( yes, more russian update, I'm sorry )

We'll see if more comes of it.

Secondly, I counted and have twenty prompts on the Five Things meme. Writing them in drabbles or sort of, so these will be coming a bit at a time, though I'm hoping to get them all done before too long so I can work on extending those 'one sentence fics I've never written' prompts I want to expand.

FOR THE MOMENT THOUGH.

( Five Times Catelyn Fell In Love )

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( Five Times Gideon Got Fed Up With Felix )

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( Five Schools Where Cal Got Sent to the Principal )

BACK TO WORK *whpcha* Though I warn you in advance some certain ones may be a bit of a long while. >.> I'LL DO MY BEST NOT TO KEEP YOU WAITING ON.

ETA: ONE MORE BEFORE SLEEPINGS.

( One Time Caranthir Punched Angrod In the Face (And Four Times He Wanted To) )

So I just now started reading about this kerfuffle and it has caught my interest in a curiously annoying way, though only slightly. I don't have much to say that isn't in one of those two well written posts, except that the whole thing is a little sketchy and the fact that it is for a book deal means - well. I don't know, I wouldn't want someone reading into my pron preferences as a basis for my desires in real life. The smut I have written is largely for (i) a pairing in which one of the people is underage or (ii) sadomasochistic and semi-nonconsensual. I would really rather not have that represent me, kthanks.

I think people who try to analyze fanfiction think a little too much about it. It always seems a little silly to me, all the people going on about the phenomenon of fanfiction as if it's the next...I don't know. Even. I don't have the words.

It's a hobby, if kind of a weird one, and I think people who have never tried it just don't get the appeal for the people who do. My thoughts, anyway. I'm aware of how subjective those are. And often irrelevant ahaha.

I will let people more eloquent than I express my problems with this shit.

Apparently I'm in a cranky mood today. Bitchbitchwhinewhine.

ETA: Also! This guy. *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

Son of Edit: A post summing up the fail going on here, and some more conversation at unfunnybusiness.

Medium: RPG AU
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire/Kushiel's Legacy
Subject: Phedre no Delaunay/Sandor Clegane
Title: Beautiful And Strange
Notes: Again, a request by tomboy_typist, entirely based on desperatefans AU canon.



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( ooh, he's here again: the man with a child in his eyes )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Silmarillion/AU
Subject: Being a soundtrack for this fic by tomboy_typist, by request.
Title: Farewell to Summer Days: A Soundtrack for "The Final Battle"
Notes: Roughly divided by chapter, with quotes! :D

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( the end starts here )

To organize my thoughts.

ART I WISH I COULD HAVE
1. Sandor standing alone on a burnt plain with a coal-colored sky and Gregor's shadow on the horizon.
2. Shaggydog covered in kittens climbing all over him and looking annoyed/tolerant.
3. Felix in the dark, hair mussed and wild and eyes wide and hand over his mouth, breathing hard.
4. Adolf the tentacle monster on Aziraphale's feet.

...dammit. XD I need to develop my talents, clearly...

Because it's where my head has been - a post, primarily related to A Song of Ice and Fire but with a couple other things thrown in there too. I was thinking in Chemistry today (not about Chemistry, alarmingly enough) and a few things came up in my head.

Firstly is that the great thing about this series (and others, but this one especially) is that GRRM is very good at creating characters we want to see again with very little space. I have a list of characters I barely knew that I want to see again, whether they're actually dead or just unlikely to turn up again. First and foremost and most obviously among these would be Oberyn Martell who was alive for exactly one book and around for probably under 200 pages. And yet the man has his own LJ comm and a legion of still grieving fans (I'd like to think it's not only because of how hot he sounds but also because he's a very interesting and intense character). Then there's Bronn who is pretty much the most secondary character to ever secondary a secondary, but he has his fair share of supporters in fandom. Not to mention Renly who we don't see much of and isn't coming back. And then there are the characters we never see firsthand at all - Lyanna and Rhaegar - who somehow still have a draw and connection to the reader even though they've never even been spotted onscreen. And isn't that interesting?

The second thing was that I cannot stand the pairing Theon/Robb. I suppose I see the attraction and, actually, in normal mode might go for it myself, but I think it's a measure of how much I loathe Theon that I don't. Because I really do hate him. And I don't want him near Robb because the boy deserves better.

So then I was thinking about why I dislike Theon so much...

( and this is where it gets long. )

Finally, rereading Half-Blood Prince, all the 'Snape is ebul!' things are making me sad and all 'STFU HARRY YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW' but those are two separate canons.

I may have an essay in the works on Brotherhood in A Song of Ice and Fire (and possibly sisterhood, but I'd need more sister pairs, ideas :O?) but that shall be later.

I leave you with that, and apologize sincerely for any major incoherency that may have occurred.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Doctrine of Labyrinths
Subject: Malkar/Felix
Title: Crimson and Strychnine

For the May prompt on fst - "If Your OTP Was A Musical." And the idea of this one was too diabolical to deny. Also pretty incredibly terrible. Expect more DoL media in the future, a good bit of it probably along these lines. This relationship fascinates me in an absolutely awful kind of way. I think I may have problems.

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( Crimson and Strychnine )

Stolen from skaryma. I like writing presents for people! :D

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my usual fandoms). Original fic is also allowed--you can toss names, photos, descriptions of personalities at me--with the provision that none of the characters be from any works in progress. In return, those ten people have to post this in their journals, regardless of their ability level just post if you want to. Could be fun.

A tentative list of fandoms I am comfortable/have written in/would be willing to try, but throw ideas at me regardless ( fandomtown )

Have at!

...also, ThouShaltNot are fucking brilliant. This always needs repeating. .____.

Medium: Book
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Subject: House Stark
Notes: An exceptionally long mix, in several parts ("movements", I'm feeling pretentious) covering the members of House Stark living at the beginning of A Game of Thrones. 75 songs in total, including a prelude and postlude in addition to one section for each member of the house, excepting Rickon. Uploading one section at a time, zip folder for each. Enjoy <3

( PRELUDE )



( MOVEMENT ONE: THE BASTARD )


( MOVEMENT TWO: THE KING IN THE NORTH )


( MOVEMENT THREE: THE PRINCESS )


( MOVEMENT FOUR: THE YOUTH )


( MOVEMENT FIVE: THE LITTLE WOLF )


( MOVEMENT SIX: THE MOTHER )


( MOVEMENT SEVEN: THE FATHER )

( POSTLUDE )

(Image Credits: guillemhp@deviantart.com and altervista.org.

Medium: General
Title: hatelovehate
Subject: Hateships.



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( I love to hate to love you love )

Dedicated to the following: Felix/Malkar, Sugar/Darkling, Semirhage/Lanfear, Caranthir/Melisande, Melisande/Phedre, and many more that I have and do ship.

The second from that meme a few posts back! shorelle challenged me to write Jaime/Cersei. So I did.

Title: Hello Beautiful
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Warnings: Sexual things. But it's not too overt.



Two down, three to go. Some of those only get snippets, though, rather than actual...writing. Though Chtulhu/Morgoth didn't get that much. XD (will be crossposting to ficviendha, sorry about that.) ...also started listening through my Nine Inch Nails today and - mm. Aside from the fact that their lead singer is mighty fine I'm actually liking more than I expected.

Inspired by carolinelise, I rewarded my productivity today with some literary-Sims-making. :D

( Pictures, because I can - Stark children, Lymond, Felix, and others included )

*dorky giggle* They make me happy. Maybe I'll go be more productive now! omg.

...so that meme below? I wrote one for it already. And had to post. It was...well.

Title: This Title Is Irrelevant

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I keep coming up with more songs that should be on the Forsaken FST. So far it's "Girlfriend" and "Never Gonna Give You Up" for Lanfear (thank you, shorelle). And another one I can't remember, so I'm going to try not to worry about that.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Bas-Lag books by China Mieville
Subject: General
Title: Broken and Remade
Notes: Made this for a request on fst, didn't get it in on time. So here it is, belatedly. Not quite so pleased with this one as I am with some others, but... Some vague spoilers for Iron Council.



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( thought I knew the sunrise from the steelworks )

...I think I can comfortably say that this is the BEST MIX EVER. XD

Medium: Book
Fandom: Wheel of Time
Subject: The Forsaken
Notes: ...so I found two songs for most of them, except Moghedien and Aginor. So if anyone has suggestions for those two, I welcome them. Otherwise...



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( gotta catch 'em all! )

Medium: Book/RPG
Fandom: Silmarillion
Subject: Aredhel/Celegorm
Title: Shelter From the Storm
Warnings: …some ridiculous sap? It happens.
Notes: I had fun with this. It’s just…cute and sad, and that’s my favorite kind. XD



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( Come in, she said, I'll give you/shelter from the storm )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Doctrine of Labyrinths (Mélusine series)
Subject: Felix Harrowgate
Title: These Are Bad Days
Notes: Mix includes 39 songs, cover art. Zip file, please forgive any formatting issues. Edit: Some issues with Moratorium - Alanis Morissette not being in the .zip, it has been reuploaded here (just the one song.) Sorry about that!



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( These Are Bad Days )

Browsing through various community memories, I finished off this one I've had in the works for a while. While it could work for Feanorians in general, it's primarily for Celegorm (I have a soft spot for the boy from playing him, kay?). Don't judge me. Too much.



Link to zip here.

( I Never Meant... )

Well, here it is. FST for Felix Harrowgate of Doctrine of Labyrinths. More or less in chronological order, and I tried to be light on spoilers, but some were unavoidable. This made me feel like writing fic. Really, really, really depressing fic. I'm going to try to resist.

Medium: Book
Fandom: Doctrine of Labyrinths
Subject: Felix Harrowgate
Title: Full of Sound and Fury
Notes: Includes book excerpts, some spoilers for The Mirador. 37 tracks + bonus track, cover art. Happy listening!



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( Full of Sound and Fury )

Enjoy. <3 Let me know if there are issues.

GOOD PEOPLE OF THE FLIST.

Have you:

a) read Name of the Wind?
b) loved it?
c) enjoy a bit of RP and silliness with awesome people? 

Because Meg (ifshadowsoffend ) and I are attempting to wrangle someone for desperatefans - we have a Kvothe and a Bast. And we would quite like to see an Arliden (better known as DADDY).

I OFFER BRIBES.

That is all.

I KNOW. OMG, LIEK WHOA.




Last one just for you, Katie. :D

FOR tyriangalley!

Title: Words
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Characters: Daemon, Lucivar, Daemonar, Jaenelle
Summary: Daemon gets roped into a babysitting job; there is adorable and cute. Fluffytastic!

 

 

Title: Meet the Parents
Fandom: Mat/Tuon Wheel of Time; albeit likely AU a bit
Notes: Birthday present for the lovely zorpisuttle! Unpretty but I still hope you enjoy at least a little? :D

Of anyone on my flist more knowledgeable than I. I am somewhat interested in the Yuletide challenge, but I am a bit...overwhelmed.

Anyone give me the short and sweet version of how this thing works/how to sign up/etc.? FAQ is making my eyes fall out. :\

I have done absolutely nothing productive today!

Title: Hands
Fandom: The Kingkiller Chronicle
Summary: Bast has a certain fondness for a feature of his Reshi's.
Author's Notes: Random image popped into my head last night, typed it up in drabble form. Gift for ifshadowsoffend, just because.


Title: Cards
Fandom: The Gentleman Bastard Sequence
Summary: Locke Lamora never seems to learn his lessons.
Author's Notes: Also with the above - popped into my head, wrote it up in drabble form. Also rather a present for Meg, as she and the twins inspired it.


Title: Birthdays
Fandom: Caliban Leandros Series
Summary: It's Caliban's birthday!
Author's Notes: Not nearly as happy as it sounds - it is Cal, after all. Been meaning to write this one for ages, finally got around to it. Am rather more fond of it than it probably deserves.

Title: Wilhelmina, Alone
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 096. Writer's Choice
Characters: Wilhelmina Benedict, Philip Alexander, others by mention
Warnings: vague implications.
Summary: Jaenelle isn't Gone - Wilhelmina knows that. But it's hard to keep faith.


Went and bought books yesterday, gained three: Elantris to check out this Branden Sanderson fellow who is writing A Memory of Light, Thief With No Shadow by Emily Gee - on a whim, sometimes those go well - and another Tanya Huff book, meaning I have one left to hunt down before I have the whole series. Dammit. Did not, however, find any of the original 7 or 8 books I was looking for. Go me.

"Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath" is extraordinarily epic. I'm kind of enjoying it, even if it's not usual Lovecraft. Ah well. So...I heard you like mudkips?

Or something like that. More fic perhaps coming later tonight, as I have nothing to do and too much ideas. I need a job. Or a life. Or some money, that'd be nice. Ahahaha.

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOL'S OUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

YUSS.


....and more fic. Ahahaha.

Title: Anything But That
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 044. Hunger
Characters: Manny, Daemon Sadi
Warnings: none, really
Summary: Every man has a breaking point, as does every child. There are some threats that can't be resisted. Drabbleish.


Title: Weary
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 010. Torture
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Lucivar Yaslana
Warnings: Bloodythings, mildly, some language. It's not slash, I swear. >.<
Summary: After midnight, only one person comes knocking on Daemon's door.



Title: The Stones
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 093. Voice
Characters: Daemon Sadi, some Saetan purely by mention
Warnings: Just angst, y'know.
Summary: Daemon goes visiting SaDiablo Hall in Terreille.

Where do all these come from?

Title: Please
Prompt: 057. Please
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Dorothea SaDiablo
Warnings: nasty things bordering on pedophilia.
Summary: He hated that word. It was so small, so pathetic, so childish. And so useless.


Title: Yearning
Prompt: 080. Restraints
Characters: Lucivar Yaslana, Luthvian
Warnings: just angst.
Summary: He knew that something was missing, just not what.


Title: The Rising
Prompt: 072. Sorrow
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Surreal SaDiablo, Jaenelle, Saetan and Lucivar by name.
Warnings: Aaangst!Daemon.
Summary: Rising from the Twisted Kingdom, Daemon has things to consider.

Truly darkfic, too.

Title: Crickets
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 001.Ravished
Characters: Lucivar Yaslana
Warnings: Rape, sexual content, male/male sex.
Summary: "Lucivar pulled away. "No. I endured enough of that in the Eyrien hunting camps..."" (in reference to Daemon kissing him, Daughter to the Blood.)


A/N: So basically - I noticed this quote and kind of O.O at it for five minutes. And then flailed. A lot. And then wrote fic. Yes, this is what I do.

Not that the two aren't synonymous.

Just - am I the only one who sees people and will go 'ohai, that's so Lucivar's nose' or 'omg, that guy has Bast eyes!' Because I keep wanting to yell this at someone when it happens, and I'm not sure how...strange...this is. XD

Just wondering.

Meanwhile. MOVING ON.

I have...fic things. INORITE?

Title: Mother Night
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy. Any surprises there? I am more than halfway done with my claim, though. :D
Characters: Jaenelle, Wilhelmina, briefly Leland and Alexandra
Prompt: 016. Evil
Warnings: Nothing, really - Jaenelle being Witchish.
Summary: Jaenelle has a question for her older sister, and Wilhelmina is a little frightened of the sister she doesn't really know.


I so cannot focus this evening. At all.