Links to All My Finished 50_darkfics Stories

Warning: Any/all of these may include potentially disturbing content including sexual violence and child molestation. In the words of one infamous author, viower excretion advisd.

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BLACK JEWELS TRILOGY
Posterity by calledbyname | Karla+Jaenelle, oneshot
Teeth, Tongues, and Drool by calledbyname | Jaenelle/Beron, oneshot

CALIBAN LEANDROS SERIES
Blood and Trust by Faye Dartmouth | Caliban+Niko, oneshot
Caliban's ABCs by tomboy_typist | Caliban, multishot
Katherine by pitselly | Robin/Ishiah, oneshot (f-locked)

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
For Once and Always by viennacantabile | Susan Pevensie, complete
Lament by Amberle Elessidil | general, poetry

DOCTRINE OF LABYRINTHS
Appassionata by Greensl33ves | Felix/Gideon, oneshot
Weight of a Promise by Greensl33ves | Felix/Mildmay, oneshot

GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Cronus' Children by assimbya | various, oneshot

HARRY POTTER
Harry Potted by Zorpisuttle | oneshot
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, completed
Duel by Jocelyn | Harry+Snape, oneshot
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been? by fyre | Harry+Snape, oneshot
if wishes were fishes by two_if_by_sea | Draco, oneshot

SANDMAN
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | various, oneshot

SILMARILLION
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
(untitled) by out_briefcandle | Ambarussa, oneshot
The Final Battle by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, WIP
For Three Strands of Hair by tomboy_typist | Celegorm + Galadriel, oneshot
The Secret Parting by tomboy_typist | Aredhel/Celegorm, oneshot

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
Tally Sticks by Atiaran | Arya+Sandor, oneshot
Nothing Left by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Maybe by Atiaran | Sandor Clegane, oneshot
Silent Watchers by tomboy_typist| general, oneshot
Zombies by strangerface | zombie!Starks, oneshot
Three's Company by redcandle17 | Arya, Sandor/Sansa, oneshot

STAR TREK
we are who we were never supposed to be by eneiryu | AU, completed
How To Avoid Kicking Puppies and Other Valuable Lessons in Leadership by sparky77 | Chekov + Kirk, oneshot

TEMERAIRE
With False Compare by tanyartblog | Jane/Tharkay, oneshot
Xiang by norah | Lien, oneshot
Companion by artaxastra

WHEEL OF TIME
At Peace, For Now by youkokoenma | Fedwin Morr/Jahar Narishma, oneshot
Echoes by youkokoenma | Galad+Rand, oneshot
Into the Sea by ersatz_iolo | Tuon, oneshot
Maybe by zorpisuttle | Mat/Tuon, oneshot
Let the Lord of Chaos Rule by zorpisuttle | oneshot
Tied by JoJoDancer | Birgitte/Gaidal, oneshot

I'm not sure what I'm dressed as. I'll be sure to take pictures, though. Somehow. Eventually. XD Really I would like to put on some makeup but I am just too lazy.

In other news, though, I have a lot of fic ideas, and I want someone other than me to write them. XD I know that sounds awful, perhaps, but really - what I used to do was to just cling to ideas and keep them secret and hoard them so no one could write them but ME and - well, I'm glad I've gotten over that. So I suppose this can be considered just a prompt post? Things are under the cut and if anyone is interested they are welcome.

Debating about a fic I'm writing and whether or not I want to post it on FFN. Scary Russians, guys! I'm scared of the Russians D: MORE IMPORTANTLY I want to do this meme again, people are all loud in my head and it might be entertaining? Or something. /whores self out

SO YEAH ask any of my puppets a question and they will answer you. IC. More or less. Crack will probably happen. It might be amusing. I swear. XD

DONE NOW I go away other than the fact that it makes me :( that Yuletide has gotten drama!!!! lately, and I wish I were brave enough to watch scary movies. I'll probably just spend all of tomorrow reading the summaries or going on VH1 to watch 100 scariest movie moments or something. XD We'll see if I can get a life before this concert that I am psyched for, by the way.

I'll have something worthwhile to say in a little bit, promise.

( so about those prompts... )

Also to do! More top fives argh, Temrerfic, Robbkidlets, finish seven sins fic.

And AH YES NaNo starts in two days, I don't filter posts in general, but I do filter all writing I may post - anyone interested in seeing what I may post over the month, if you would like to be added to my writing filter comment here?

...this song makes me want to cry, even when I'm in a good mood. :(

I am obsessed with the song "Viva Discordia" by That Handsome Devil. It is so freaking catchy oh my god. Kind of ridiculous. Doing pretty well overall, really glad that this week is almost over. Mostly updates!post and some writing things. November is coming, did you bring your coat? More on NaNoWriMo as it gets closer. Though "closer" will be pretty soon. Also Wheel of Time in a few dayssss!

I'm a bit excitable now. ...and GOD THIS SONG. It's weird but I can't stop listening o.o

In other news, look what came in the mail today!

( yes, more russian update, I'm sorry )

We'll see if more comes of it.

Secondly, I counted and have twenty prompts on the Five Things meme. Writing them in drabbles or sort of, so these will be coming a bit at a time, though I'm hoping to get them all done before too long so I can work on extending those 'one sentence fics I've never written' prompts I want to expand.

FOR THE MOMENT THOUGH.

( Five Times Catelyn Fell In Love )

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( Five Times Gideon Got Fed Up With Felix )

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( Five Schools Where Cal Got Sent to the Principal )

BACK TO WORK *whpcha* Though I warn you in advance some certain ones may be a bit of a long while. >.> I'LL DO MY BEST NOT TO KEEP YOU WAITING ON.

ETA: ONE MORE BEFORE SLEEPINGS.

( One Time Caranthir Punched Angrod In the Face (And Four Times He Wanted To) )

The Prompt: Cal&Niko + Cthulhu mythos. How could I resist?

( tentacle monsters, my favorite. )

The Prompt: Niko and Promise in Bram Stokerverse.

Turned out a little creepier than I meant it to... Disclaimer that I haven't read Dracula often or in a while.

( you know that I've been gone since 1995 )

The Prompt: WHAT IF LOVECRAFT WROTE A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE?

I had waaaay too much fun with it. Unedited, all that.

The "You Should Write..." Meme!
my thread here

I need this. Crack or silliness is even better. Comment away. I need to smash through this writer's block, even if only for fic - I feel like it'll make me feel better.

Doing a lot of thinking right now. Am going to get an appointment with my counselor at the very least.

Firstly, this icon by cloud_wolf kind of makes my life a little bit. XD I need more icon space. (Yes, more than 35 icons. Why do you ask?) Second, I AM FREE. School is done with, I have summer, and trust me it feels good. Stay up late, sleep in late... and okay I kind of failed at the Chemistry final but my grades are - acceptable D: I need to stop expecting so much of myself, like now. My driving test is tomorrow, wish me luck. Please.

Thirdly, and most importantly, I have not given up on this Stark Trek thing. So I tried to write something today.

Title: Stark Trek: Winter Is Coming
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire/Star Trek
Summary: I'll just leave it at the above. For the moment.

( Space: The Final Frontier. Other than Winterfell. )

I NEED HELP.

OH MY GOD I HAVE A PROBLEM

I have been reading Harry Potter (read Snape) fanfiction since getting home and oh my goddd this is ridiculous the amount of crying I have been doing and AAAUGH.

Since some people asked for recommendations, here are mine:

Duel and Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn (probably the single best fics I've ever read, ever)
A Promise Fulfilled by PhantomTF
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre
A Coward's Promise by Aisalynn

I'm less sure about these, but:

Eternity by Onatah1
The Final Year by PhantomTF
Picture Perfect by PhantomTF

And now I need to find something better/more productive to do with my life, OH GOD.

(Also do not want school tomorrow. Why can it not be over already? Dammit.)

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

Rules for the meme:

1. If you’re a writer, comment to this post with your username.
2. Commenters, no drama please. Play like adults. And writers, be prepared for any comment.
3. Pimp the meme out by posting the above code into your journal.
4. Be honest.

Comment, please. I'd love any feedback anyone has. For fanfiction or anything original of mine you've read.

Stolen from skaryma. I like writing presents for people! :D

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my usual fandoms). Original fic is also allowed--you can toss names, photos, descriptions of personalities at me--with the provision that none of the characters be from any works in progress. In return, those ten people have to post this in their journals, regardless of their ability level just post if you want to. Could be fun.

A tentative list of fandoms I am comfortable/have written in/would be willing to try, but throw ideas at me regardless ( fandomtown )

Have at!

...also, ThouShaltNot are fucking brilliant. This always needs repeating. .____.

The second from that meme a few posts back! shorelle challenged me to write Jaime/Cersei. So I did.

Title: Hello Beautiful
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Warnings: Sexual things. But it's not too overt.



Two down, three to go. Some of those only get snippets, though, rather than actual...writing. Though Chtulhu/Morgoth didn't get that much. XD (will be crossposting to ficviendha, sorry about that.) ...also started listening through my Nine Inch Nails today and - mm. Aside from the fact that their lead singer is mighty fine I'm actually liking more than I expected.

...so that meme below? I wrote one for it already. And had to post. It was...well.

Title: This Title Is Irrelevant

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Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.


I WANT SUGGESTIONS. CHALLENGE ME. :|

:D

ETA oh crap: Post a single sentence from each WIP or unfinished fic you have. No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence. (Again)

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Well, with "fan" in front.

So! Posted the first part of Good Omens + Tentacle Monster fic over at my fic journal ficviendha, so any interested may go there.

I say "first part" because I may write more, I'm not sure as of yet. It depends on what people think of what I've done so far, really, if it's worth continuing...because I have more I could write, just don't know if I will.

Other than that, I think there is nothing else. Other than possibly the fact that my favorite bit of the entire fic is probably:

“Poor you.” Aziraphale took a step back. “Has it occurred to you that your bathtub might be an inter-dimensional portal?”
“…no.”

 So. Um. Yeah.

I will try to stop mood-swinging so much, really. >__> Also finally have the seed of an idea, just need to knuckle down and write... shorelle you should be seeing birthday present soon, I'm sorry I fail so hard. XD

Also have other fics to write, largely for NYR and largely Melusine themed...still must try to write something happy. This is much harder than it should be! Eurgh. Am also trying to figure out how I can expand my readership on things, I would really like to have more people readng this stuff so I at least get some idea of quality (though of course compliments are always nice too.) 

And yeah, going to try not to be so mood swingy, am annoying even me. Though possibly partly because I had scaryvivid dream last night where I was failing - actually failing - almost all of my classes. And it freaked me out badly. Because my grades are slipping, and I really really really have been concerned I'm going to flunk something this year - as opposed to just getting a B, which I don't like either, but I can live with if I have to.

Too Sleepy To Function, off to bed and maybe reading a bit of The Book of Night With Moon. Maybe I'll be productive tomorrow. Something.

This water tastes weird, I'll probably get plastic cup poisoning. XD

ETA: Psych! Meme.

Pick up to 15 OTPs.
- Describe them in less than 15 words.
- Have your flist guess the OTP. (I'm curious how many of these people can get simply by osmosis.)
- PROFIT.

1. Dysfunctional, incestuous, traumatized love. (No, Mimi. XD) Felix/Mildmay, guessed by ifshadowsoffend 
2. That analogy about horses and saddles should not be that kinky.
3. They make teacher/student relationships just fine. Very fine. Bast/Kvothe, guessed by ifshadowsoffend 
4. You could cut the UST between this pair with a razor.
5. There is one reason I ship this pairing, and her name is Mimi.
6. There is so much wrong with this pairing. Namely the fact that I ship it.
7. The ultimate in opposites attract. Crowley/Aziraphale, guessed by trialia and redsilkscarf.
9. A whole new meaning to 'crazy-in-love.' Now with fewer hands!
10. Because they love to hang out. Though usually only one of them is doing the hanging. Maedhros/Fingon, guessed by, again, ifshadowsoffend 

FOR tyriangalley!

Title: Words
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Characters: Daemon, Lucivar, Daemonar, Jaenelle
Summary: Daemon gets roped into a babysitting job; there is adorable and cute. Fluffytastic!

 

 

Title: Meet the Parents
Fandom: Mat/Tuon Wheel of Time; albeit likely AU a bit
Notes: Birthday present for the lovely zorpisuttle! Unpretty but I still hope you enjoy at least a little? :D

Of anyone on my flist more knowledgeable than I. I am somewhat interested in the Yuletide challenge, but I am a bit...overwhelmed.

Anyone give me the short and sweet version of how this thing works/how to sign up/etc.? FAQ is making my eyes fall out. :\

I have done absolutely nothing productive today!

I did it. I have a fanfiction journal over at ficviendha where I shall be posting all future ficcage, and reposting old fics linked to a big index post. I have a feeling that part will be a work in progress, but I'll figure it out. Eventually. >.<

Anyway, feel free to join if you are interested. If not, ignore this update.

Title: Hands
Fandom: The Kingkiller Chronicle
Summary: Bast has a certain fondness for a feature of his Reshi's.
Author's Notes: Random image popped into my head last night, typed it up in drabble form. Gift for ifshadowsoffend, just because.


Title: Cards
Fandom: The Gentleman Bastard Sequence
Summary: Locke Lamora never seems to learn his lessons.
Author's Notes: Also with the above - popped into my head, wrote it up in drabble form. Also rather a present for Meg, as she and the twins inspired it.


Title: Birthdays
Fandom: Caliban Leandros Series
Summary: It's Caliban's birthday!
Author's Notes: Not nearly as happy as it sounds - it is Cal, after all. Been meaning to write this one for ages, finally got around to it. Am rather more fond of it than it probably deserves.

Title: Wilhelmina, Alone
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 096. Writer's Choice
Characters: Wilhelmina Benedict, Philip Alexander, others by mention
Warnings: vague implications.
Summary: Jaenelle isn't Gone - Wilhelmina knows that. But it's hard to keep faith.


Went and bought books yesterday, gained three: Elantris to check out this Branden Sanderson fellow who is writing A Memory of Light, Thief With No Shadow by Emily Gee - on a whim, sometimes those go well - and another Tanya Huff book, meaning I have one left to hunt down before I have the whole series. Dammit. Did not, however, find any of the original 7 or 8 books I was looking for. Go me.

"Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath" is extraordinarily epic. I'm kind of enjoying it, even if it's not usual Lovecraft. Ah well. So...I heard you like mudkips?

Or something like that. More fic perhaps coming later tonight, as I have nothing to do and too much ideas. I need a job. Or a life. Or some money, that'd be nice. Ahahaha.

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOL'S OUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

YUSS.


....and more fic. Ahahaha.

Title: Anything But That
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 044. Hunger
Characters: Manny, Daemon Sadi
Warnings: none, really
Summary: Every man has a breaking point, as does every child. There are some threats that can't be resisted. Drabbleish.


Title: Weary
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 010. Torture
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Lucivar Yaslana
Warnings: Bloodythings, mildly, some language. It's not slash, I swear. >.<
Summary: After midnight, only one person comes knocking on Daemon's door.



Title: The Stones
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 093. Voice
Characters: Daemon Sadi, some Saetan purely by mention
Warnings: Just angst, y'know.
Summary: Daemon goes visiting SaDiablo Hall in Terreille.

Where do all these come from?

Title: Please
Prompt: 057. Please
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Dorothea SaDiablo
Warnings: nasty things bordering on pedophilia.
Summary: He hated that word. It was so small, so pathetic, so childish. And so useless.


Title: Yearning
Prompt: 080. Restraints
Characters: Lucivar Yaslana, Luthvian
Warnings: just angst.
Summary: He knew that something was missing, just not what.


Title: The Rising
Prompt: 072. Sorrow
Characters: Daemon Sadi, Surreal SaDiablo, Jaenelle, Saetan and Lucivar by name.
Warnings: Aaangst!Daemon.
Summary: Rising from the Twisted Kingdom, Daemon has things to consider.

Truly darkfic, too.

Title: Crickets
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 001.Ravished
Characters: Lucivar Yaslana
Warnings: Rape, sexual content, male/male sex.
Summary: "Lucivar pulled away. "No. I endured enough of that in the Eyrien hunting camps..."" (in reference to Daemon kissing him, Daughter to the Blood.)


A/N: So basically - I noticed this quote and kind of O.O at it for five minutes. And then flailed. A lot. And then wrote fic. Yes, this is what I do.

BJTFIC RETURNS. ONOES.

Title: Scars
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 097. Writer's Choice
Characters: Lucivar, Jaenelle, a mention of Daemon
Warnings: Mostly just implied stuff.
Summary: Lucivar is starting to practice again as he heals, and Jaenelle notices something.

Not that the two aren't synonymous.

Just - am I the only one who sees people and will go 'ohai, that's so Lucivar's nose' or 'omg, that guy has Bast eyes!' Because I keep wanting to yell this at someone when it happens, and I'm not sure how...strange...this is. XD

Just wondering.

Meanwhile. MOVING ON.

I have...fic things. INORITE?

Title: Mother Night
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy. Any surprises there? I am more than halfway done with my claim, though. :D
Characters: Jaenelle, Wilhelmina, briefly Leland and Alexandra
Prompt: 016. Evil
Warnings: Nothing, really - Jaenelle being Witchish.
Summary: Jaenelle has a question for her older sister, and Wilhelmina is a little frightened of the sister she doesn't really know.


I so cannot focus this evening. At all.

1) redsilkscarf , I have an icon for you:


2) I ship Christian/Cyrano de Bergerac and desire to write fic at some point for them. That is all. *hides again*

3) I have - more fic.

Title: A Promise
Fandom: Caliban Series
Summary: Niko will not break his promises. Especially not those to his brother.


4) I'm feeling horribly vulnerable and like all my friends only put up with me because they are obligated to. Sensible me knows this is not true. However,there is a good portion of me that is very Not Sensible at all and refuses to be soothed by Sensible Reasoning. It is not a comfortable position.

5) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ersatz_iolo! MANY HAPPY RETURNS.

I'm doing it again.



And - I wrote fanfiction? NOT FOR BJT OMG.

Title: Mostly Dead
Fandom: The Lies of Locke Lamora
Warnings: language - lots of language, and quite a bit of blood.
Summary: Locke does a lot of bleeding, Jean makes an attempt at optimism.
Notes: Spoilery for the end of the first book.



Title: Darkling
Fandom: Nightlife/Moonshine/Madhouse
Warnings: language, again
Summary: Sometimes love is more bitter than the lack of it.
Notes: Spoilery for the end of the first book, a bit of the second.

[Unknown LJ tag]

...*sheepish*

There is really nothing else to say.

Title: Just Curious
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy (are you kidding? I'll let you know when this changes.)
Prompt: 055. No
Word Count: 713
Characters: Lucivar, Luthvian
Warnings: Absolutely nothing. Well, a bit of language in reference to Lucivar's parentage, but...
Summary: Lucivar wants to know who his father is, and Luthvian really doesn't want to talk about it.



Title: Vengeance
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 073. Cry/Tears
Word Count: 1,036
Characters: Lucivar, discussion of Jaenelle and Daemon
Warnings: Discussion of violence, implied sexual stuff, sadpuppy!Lucivar
Summary: The other side of that one I just wrote. Lucivar has only one thing left to live for.



Title: Briarwood
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 046. Wicked
Word Count: 321
Characters: Jaenelle, sideways.
Warnings: mention of pedophilia/rape
Summary: The only certainties were the beginning - and the end. And the voice...

More BJT, yes. I have another few probably coming in a bit.

Title: Practice
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 015. Angry
Word Count: 504
Characters: Lucivar, Falonar, Hallevar
Warnings: Brief language.
Summary: Lucivar and Falonar never got along very well. Especially when Lucivar was better.



Title: Lies
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy
Prompt: 056. Madness
Word Count: 1,075
Characters: Lucivar, Daemon, Jaenelle
Warnings: ANGST. SERIOUS, SERIOUS, ANGST.
Summary: Daemon in the Twisted Kingdom.

I'm finally going to get around to posting this, just for the sake of posting it. I like it. And am moderately proud of it, actually. Despite the fact that it isn't allowed.

Title: Goodbye, Goodnight
Fandom: Post-Tawny Man Trilogy
Characters/Pairing: Fitz/Molly
Summary: Some vigils are kept more for oneself than for another.

Title: The Aftermath
Fandom: Black Jewels Trilogy (what else?)
Prompt: 069. Forsaken
Characters: Morghann, Khardeen, Chaosti, Gabrielle, Kalush, Aaron, Arianna, Marian, Lucivar, Daemonar, Saetan, Tersa, Wilhelmina, Jaal, and brief mentions of Lorn, Jaenelle, and Daemon
Warnings: For lots of sad.
Summary: Immediately after the Purge, the change is audible. Kaeleer is silent for mourning, and those who loved the Queen strive to understand.

Lolz a book?

Sweet Jesus. This shouldn't amuse me as much as it does...I also shouldn't be as tempted as I am. I hope all the misspellings were left intact... XD

Annie, want to split the price? I'll shaaaare. XD


Wow, the internet just reached a whole new level of fail/win. Not sure which yet.